I had every intention of writing an actual post once I got through my Dance Moms breakdown, but it's midnight already, which means I've been writing about Dance Moms for more than 2 hours. What has my life become? Looks like you'll have to wait until tomorrow to get information about what's going on in my life (spoiler: nothing but dance moms).
Okay I really need to get to bed. I don't think they'll appreciate my lack of work tomorrow when I tell them I stayed up late blogging about Dance Moms. I'll say I was doing something really important. Like blogging about some topical news story.......not one single story can I name. Clearly my television priorities are not on current events. And you know what? I pride myself on that.