So let's talk about episode one. Snoozeville, am I right? I think pretty much everything of significance can be summed up on the "previously on Dance Moms" for episode 2. Really it was pretty boring.
Have you ever noticed how TERRIBLE Cathy's highlights are in the opening credits??? I bet every season she begs the producers to update/redo hers, and every year they're like "sorry ma'am, no can do." Well bravo, producers, because I love it just the way it is. I say that because it's such a bad dye job that it looks like Vivi did it. And we all know Vivi's not the brightest kid.
The episode basically revolves around the drama that occurred at the end of last season between Kelly, her kids, and Abby. Brooke and Paige are still gone, and all the other moms are mourning their absence like they died. In the meantime, Abby's back from hosting that dance show in LA,
I have to say, that although the episode was pretty boring, there was one amazing moment. You guys, Cathy and Vivi eating ice cream was such a treasure. I guarantee you that if the cameras hadn't been there, Vivi's face would've been inside that ice cream dish and Cathy wouldn't have even noticed because she'd be so wrapped up in the conversation she was having with herself.
Okay, now onto episode 2!