The good news is that I'm FINALLY getting over whatever I got on the day of Michael and Kayla's wedding (June 2). I was pretty legitimately miserably sick for two solid weeks, but now all I've got to show for it is a lingering cough. For awhile there, though, I had a horrible hacking cough, a sore throat, a horrible head/chest cold, and no voice. Not sure if you've ever seen Happy Endings (you should), but I sounded exactly like the Halloween episode where Alex is really sick and goes as Marilyn Monroe, but because she has no voice, this guy at the party thinks she's a tranny and is totally impressed with how feminine she is and hits on her the whole time thinking she's a guy. It's awesome.
The apartment we're in right now is right across from Lakewood Church. It's pretty nice, and I love that Jacob can just walk to work because his building is literally across the street. The main thing I don't like is how pretentious the area is. We're right in the River Oaks area, so everyone is super rich and pleased with themselves. It makes me REALLY want to look as trashy as possible whenever I go anywhere just to irritated all the botoxed women. Just now I took Oscar out to go to the bathroom, and there was a lady in the parking lot outside the door of our apartment who was WASHING HER MERCEDES WITH A BOTTLE OF FIJI WATER AND A WASHCLOTH. Honestly, I've never heard of giving a car a sponge bath before, but I guess people do it. And I'm not sure how she thought she'd make that Fiji water last for the whole car, she seemed pretty dumb. I just walked out there and was like....What?
So that's the super vague update on my life. I'd go into more detail, but I've been really moody lately, and I'd probably go all crazy negative talking about how everything is the worst. I'll save that for the next phone call we have.